
“I just gotta find another way to be alive, that’s all.”
Foreword
Movies help us understand who we are as a culture and as individuals. When an actor reveals a deeply felt truth a personal connection is made with the audience. It’s why our favorite actors are so important to us. And why some films resonate and make such a lasting impression. These behind-the-scenes stories and movie trivia are meant to reveal just how unpredictable movie making can be. And why despite all the trials and tribulations of the business some truly great films somehow get made and become part of our popular culture. The anecdotes are taken from many of my personal favorite films. This book would’ve needed to be twice as long to include them all. I hope you’ll be inspired to take a look at a gem you may have overlooked.

“I just gotta find another way to be alive, that’s all.”

“I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floatin’ around accidental-like on a breeze. But I... I think maybe it’s both.”

“And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.” “That is my least vulnerable spot.”

“What is the point of living in L.A. if you’re not in the movie business?”

“I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell, I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

“I’m an advertising man, not a red herring. I’ve got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don’t intend to disappoint them all by getting myself slightly killed.”

“Hello handsome. You’re a good looking fellow, do you know that? People laugh at you, people hate you... but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous.”

“Why don’t we just take a walk and we’ll just talk about the Wild West and how to get the hell out of it.”

“How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?”
The idea for this Oscar winning screenplay started with the concept of a movie poster of five guys in a lineup. Writer Christopher McQuarrie’s inspiration for the character of Keyser Soze was a real-life murderer named John List, who murdered his family and then disappeared for 17 years. The role of Dave Kujan (Chazz Palminteri) was first offered to both Robert De Niro and Christopher Walken, who declined. Al Pacino wanted the part and read for it but had to pass due to scheduling conflicts. Michael Biehn turned down the role of McManus because of a previous commitment to Jade (1995). The long-haired Keyser Soze (in the flashback) was played by one of the grips. Director Bryan Singer chose him because he noticed that the man was unable to straighten his elbows, giving him a very surreal and powerful look. The name of the film’s production company (Blue Parrot/Bad Hat Harry Productions) is an inside reference to a line from Jaws (1975), when Chief Brody is mocked by an old man in a black bathing cap on the beach saying “That’s some bad hat, Harry.” The “Blue Parrot” is a reference to Casablanca (1942), as is the title of the film. The fingers on Kevin Spacey’s left hand were glued together to make his character’s disability more realistic and he filed down the soles of his shoes to look like they’d been worn by his character’s gimp. The role of Fenster was written to be older, but Benicio Del Toro’s audition idea of having him speak unintelligibly got him the part. Throughout the movie, ‘fuck’ and its derivatives are used 98 times.

“Boy it would give me a world of satisfaction to horsewhip you, Virgil.”

“Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.”

“The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long... and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy.”

“If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he’s Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations. But he’s not the devil, he’s just a man.”
Before hiring David Fincher, David Cronenberg was asked to direct, but declined. Denzel Washington turned down the role of David Mills that went to Brad Pitt. Screenwriter Andrew Kevin Walker took two years to write the script while working at Tower Records. Originally it referred to Mills’ previous police partner being killed on a bust with Mills, helping to explain why he was so over protective of Somerset (Morgan Freeman) in some scenes. All references to Parsons were deleted before shooting began. Originally the script had an odd, dwarf-like woman as part of the forensics team appearing in all the cleanups after a murder, hurling foul language at Somerset and Mills. When casting the part of Victor (the sin of sloth), director Fincher was looking for someone that was incredibly skinny, around 80 lbs. Michael Reid MacKay auditioned, and at the time weighed 85 lbs. Fincher cast him and jokingly told him to lose more weight. To Fincher’s surprise, MacKay showed up having lost 5 lbs more. When the film was first shown on network TV, Mills’ line, “Movie of the week” was changed to “Book of the Month”. It has since been restored in showings on Cable TV. All of John Doe’s books were real and took two months to write at a cost of $15,000. According to Lt. Somerset, two months is also the time it would take the police to read all the books. New Line executives originally balked at the film’s ending, but Brad Pitt refused to make the film if the ending was changed. The production cost was $33 million. Wordwide gross was $327 million.

“What sort of Supreme Being created such riff raff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?”

“It makes me sad. A world without Human Beings has no center to it.”

“I teach this shit, I didn’t say I know how to do it.”

“Marty. Y’ know what we got here? Mother fuckin’ Charlie Bronson.”

“Excuses are like assholes, Taylor. Everybody’s got one.”

“They only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they’d make an exception.”

“It’s not how long it takes, it’s who’s taking you.”

“What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”

“What I like and what I need are two different things.”

“Listen and understand. That terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.”
O.J. Simpson was considered for the Terminator role, but producers feared he was “too nice” to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer. Mel Gibson turned down the role. Both Jürgen Prochnow and Lance Henriksen were considered and writer/director James Cameron even made sketches showing The Terminator looking like Henriksen. The original concept was for the character to be able to blend into a crowd. At first Cameron wanted Arnold Schwarzenegger to play the role of Kyle Reese, but after meeting, both Schwarzenegger and Cameron agreed he should play the lead, so Henriksen was cast as Det. Vukovich. Interestingly, Henriksen later got to play Bishop, the humanoid cyborg in Aliens (1986), also directed by Cameron. Linda Hamilton beat Jennifer Jason Leigh and Rosanna Arquette for the role of Sarah Connor. Hamilton and Cameron later got married (and subsequently divorced). Edward James Olmos and Louis Gossett Jr. were considered for the role of Lt. Traxler. Production was postponed nine months due to Schwarzenegger’s commitment to shoot Conan the Destroyer (1984). During this time, Cameron took on a screenwriting assignment which became Aliens (1986). Science fiction author Harlan Ellison sued James Cameron, claiming this film plagiarized two episodes he wrote for The Outer Limits (1963). Also the concept of Skynet was taken from an Ellison short story. The suit was settled out of court and newer prints of the film credit him. The first draft was sold to Cameron’s ex-wife, producer Gale Anne Hurd for one dollar.

“I knocked him down. I don’t know what else I gotta do.”

“There is magic in fighting battles beyond endurance.”

“Son, if you can ride that horse you can have that horse.”

“Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We’re going to teach you soldiering. The world’s noblest profession. When we’re done with you, you’ll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men.”

“Hold up your badge, so they’ll know you’re a policeman.”

“It took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I’ll give ya the best I got.”

“Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”

“You’re either in or you’re out. Right now.”

“What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.”

“Well, I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years now doctor, and I’m happy to say I’ve finally won out over it.”

“Most cynics are really crushed romantics.”